It’s weird to think that in
our evolution as humans; speech has become so complex, yet we are always
creating new words. In the first quarter of 2015 alone, there were roughly 500
words added to the Oxford English Dictionary.
But how many of those new
words are relevant?
I’ve put
together a list of just 30 words thanks to Urban Dictionary and Bored Panda, that will make an excellent
addition to your everyday vocabulary:
(n) Someone
who asks many stupid, pointless, or obnoxious questions.
2. Bedgasm:
(n) The feeling
of euphoria experienced when climbing into bed at the end of a very long day.
3. Masturdating:
(n) Going out
alone to a movie or restaurant.
4. Chairdrobe:
(n) Piling
clothes on a chair instead of a closet or dresser; see also “Floordrobe”
5. Texpectation:
(n) The
anticipation felt when waiting for a response to a text.
6. Cellfish:
(n) an
individual who continues talking on the phone so as to be rude or inconsiderate
of other people
7. Nonversation:
8. Destinesia:
When you get to
where you were intending to go, but forget why you were going there in the
first place.
9. Errorist:
(n) Someone who
repeatedly makes mistakes, or is always wrong.
10: Carcolepsy:
(n) A condition
where a passenger falls asleep as soon as the car starts moving.
11. Hiberdating:
(v) When a
person completely ignores their friends in favor of a boy/girlfriend
12. Ambitchous:
(adj) Striving
to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.
13. Youniverse:
(n) Used to
indicate that a person has knowledge only of himself; their universe consists
only of them.
14. Internest:
(n) The cocoon
of blankets and pillows you gather around yourself whilst spending long periods
of time on the internet periods of time on the internet.
15. Columbusing:
(n) When white
people claim to have discovered something that has been around for years,
decades, or centuries
16. Unkeyboardinated:
(adj) The
inability to type without making repeated mistakes.
17. Afterclap:
(n) The last
person who claps after everyone has stopped.
18. Beerboarding:
(n) Extracting
secret information from a colleague by getting them drunk.
19. Bromance:
(n) a “BFF”
situation involving two male friends.
20. Dudevorce:
(n) When two
bros officially end a bromance.
21. Epiphanot:
(n) An idea that
seems like an amazing insight to the conceiver, but is, in fact pointless, stupid,
mundane, or incorrect.
22. Unlightening:
(v) Learning
something that makes you dumber.
23. Nerdjacking:
(n) Filling a
conversation with unnecessary detail about one’s passion for an otherwise
uninitiated,
uninterested layperson.
↚
uninterested layperson.
↚
24. Doppelbanger:
(n) Someone who
has sexual intercourse with someone that looks identical to them, but is not
related.
25. Nomonym:
(n) A food that
tastes just like another food.
26. Irrightional:
(a) Someone who
irrationally believes they are alway right.
27. Cupidity:
(n) The really
stupid things you do when you are in love.
28. Chiptease:
(n) The pocket
of air in the top of a bag of chips.
29. Eglaf:
(n) A word that
has no meaning; can be used in place of any other word.
30. Wanderlust:
The desire to
travel and see new places.